a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
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i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
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OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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