all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
sex in a hospital.. check
I deserve this hangover.
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