I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
