I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Randomize
