So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
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i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
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He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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