And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
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Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
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Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
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