Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I have fence marks all over my body
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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