i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
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Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
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We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
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