I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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