your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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