All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
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The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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