I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
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He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
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I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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