the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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