Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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