Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
MIDGETS
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Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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