His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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