I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
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i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
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At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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