Kareoke will never be a sober sport
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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