where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I'm jealous of your bromance
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
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Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
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Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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