Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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