I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
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