do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
sarcasm needs its own font
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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