If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
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I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
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You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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