Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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