Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
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I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
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Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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