everyone is single if you try hard enough
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
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yo everyone went to the hospital last night
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
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Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
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