I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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