i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
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he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
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Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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