google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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