i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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