Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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