I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
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this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
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Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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