I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
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I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
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I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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