I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
