Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
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