Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
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Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
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My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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