Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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