I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Do vagina's smell?
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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