never play flip cup with pint glasses
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
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I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
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Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro