I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.