I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
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I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
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I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad