My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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