have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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