bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
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She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
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I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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