I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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