Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
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Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
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You are a booty call, not a friend.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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