Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
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redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
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in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
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