No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
the gays at disneyland are vicious
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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