your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
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Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
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Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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