How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
All the doctor said was why
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Randomize
