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We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
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You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
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Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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