the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
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Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
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I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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