i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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