My first STD was from a foam party
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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