are you still at the devil's house?
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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