I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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